Perfume Shopping

Couldnt keep this dialogue between the hero (of my book) and the saleswoman.

The hero goes to buy a perfume.
Saleswoman: What kind of fragrance do you like Sir, musk, aquatic, woody or..?
Hero: Umm, something really strong that can cover my f**t.

The girl shudders, her jaws drop, but somehow she gathers herself.
"Ahem, let me show you some of the brands we carry Sir..."
He cuts her short "You know, something, something really strong and long lasting. Which one do you think will suit me? And mind you, I want to test it, here, now."
"Yes Sir, I will help you test it."
"Ha ha, I doubt you will be able to help me with it."
"Then Sir, I suggest you go to the trial room and try it out!" She replied, visibly irritated.

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Few more dialogues after which the guy buys a perfume. True to his traits, he buys the brand Fcuk.